Relationship Consultant

I don't know since when I've become a relationship consultant.

First is my customers who after signed everything, after a month said they want to divorce, cancel purchase. Then after my consultation, they okay back.

Then 2 of my colleagues ask me why their girls like this like that, and after my consultation they agreed with my analyse.

I'm like, hello, I do loans one, I don't manage people's relationship okay. My face got show that I'm so pro in relationships mea!