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Thursday, July 21, 2016

Blackmail? Where got.

So Ah Ying is very afraid of spiders.


I'm basically....not afraid of anything as long as they don't kacau me. And usually I don't kill spiders.

But for the sake of my ears with all the screaming, I had no choice but to kill the spider to have some peace.

But before that I was eating my bread. So slowly finished it, slowly took the roll of toilet tissue, slowly tear a piece out, slowly fold it into half then into quarters while doing a thing.

Which is looking at Ah Ying and listening to her saying things in a rush such as "I'LL PRAISE YOU IN FRONT OF BOSS AND LADY BOSS ASK THEM GIVE YOU A PANTRY LAAAAAAAAAAA"

Caps lock is to show how high pitch she was screaming.

Then I slowly say "Remember to add my salary."

"OKAY OKAY I'LL ASK THEM TO RAISE YOUR SALARY JUST KILL THE SPIDER PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Write something nice in Facebook first."

"Okay okay I post now I post now. I have a friend her name is Jasmine errr what else ah"

"Put my full name"

"Okay okay I have a friend her name is Jasmine Ng Suet Yen"

I was already on my way to kill the spider but it jumped up and I kept having troubles killing it. While the girl..well just kept shrieking "SEE I TOLD YOU TO KILL JUST NOW YOU DON'T WANT NOW IT'S COMING NEAR ME ALREADY AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Boy oh boy.

In the end poor spider R.I.P.


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